Ted Nugent to meet with Secret Service today because I guess they actually think he's gonna ride around lopping people's heads off. Metaphors are harder than paying a prostitute the $47 due to her, apparently.
Comedy Central's political blog can't find humor in the fact that Obama once ate dog. The best image macro I saw was an Advice Dog captioned "If I had a son, he'd look like Obama's dinner." Didn't save the link and now I can't find it and I'm too lazy to make another one. :(
I love Werner Herzog: "After 35 years of knowing John Waters I turn to my wife and I said to her, ‘I have the feeling that this man is gay.’”
Apparently Chelsea Clinton is on TV and doing poorly. I'm just wondering who still watches network news. The elderly?
This dude is a hero.
Actually, I take that back. This woman here is a hero. I want to buy her a drink.
My favorite new Tumblr.
Yea! Louie is coming back to TV soon!
Nature is a bitch, no matter what Disney says.
Other than from a PR standpoint, I'm having a hard time caring about this. Stuck in a shit-hole country where moronic zealots blow themselves up might lead to me having a bit of fun with said moronic zealots' body parts.
Paul vs. Paul
Sheila Jackson Lee continues to be a complete stooge.
Time magazine thinks you should think these people are important.
Twitter was made for the likes of Jose Canseco. If you have Twitter and aren't following him then you are doing the Twitter thing incorrectly
This is what a Masters Degree in Educational Leadership gets you.
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